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powermint:

halfprincesshalfgoddess:

You: Weird flex but ok

Me, an intellectual:

xfilesbaby:

We’re abba fans first and humans second

aro-alien:

infinity war au where instead of the gauntlet thanos wears the crown of wonders from webkinz

mamoru:

quinn-the-human:

mamoru:

survive out of spite. survive as a witness. survive as a warning to the future. survive so these stories do not disappear

I get the point but this also comes off as really ominous and i enjoy that

survive or else

egaylitarian:

dollarstoreravenclaw:

egaylitarian:

She’s always in everyone’s damn business.

who?

who do you fucking think, you nosy bitch?

pakistaniheaux:

heart: randomly starts beating faster
me: what is it what do you see

bumbleshark:

bumbleshark:

crying is so therapeutic and i truly love it. unfortunately i’ve gotten so good at bottling my grievances up, its a physical strain to let myself cry at this point.

me and my heart: ok im alone and i feel fucking horrible. i need to cry this out.

my body and mind:

hatin:

Everyone deserves a second chance but not for the same mistakes

gemghosts:

blanketsandanime:

Only Americans will understand:

Sun setter retractable awning infomercial

IT MAKES OUR PATIO ABOUT 20 DEGREES COOLER

turbo-gay:

I’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life